He’s so bad, he’d fight a circle saw!
Anonymous Quotes
I do not know what the heart of a bad man is like, but I do know what the heart of a good man is like and it is terrible.
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day!
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
Born on Monday, Fair in face; Born on Tuesday, Full of God’s grace; Born on Wednesday, Sour and sad; Born on Thursday, Merry and glad; Born on Friday, Worthily given; Born on Saturday, Work hard for your living; Born on Sunday, You will never know want.
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
Just when a couple is able to afford to go out evenings, they’re too busy babysitting with their grandchildren.
A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family.
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
