A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
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Average is like having one foot in ice water and one foot in scalding water – on the average you are comfortable.
You can’t make a baby in one month, even if you make nine women pregnant.
Remember that ‘average’ is simply the best of the poorest and the poorest of the best.
It’s better to be last in the traffic lane than first in the funeral procession.
If all the cars in America were placed end to end on a long hill, some fool would try to pass them.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
The marvels of today’s modern technology include the development of a soda can, when discarded will last forever… and a $7,000 car which when properly cared for will rust out in two or three years.
Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due.
