Scott Adams Quotes

Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. (“Dilbert”)

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn’t there the first time you need him, chances are you won’t be needing him again.

Why aren’t you signed up for the 401K? I’d never be able to run that far. (“Dilbert”)

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. (“Dilbert”)

When did ignorance become a point of view? (“Dilbert”)

For every person who thinks up a magnificent breakthrough idea, there are a hundred who are nothing more than mindless and unimportant implementers of the idea. The reason for the imbalance in numbers is that the implementers tend to kill the people with the great ideas in order to cut down on the workload. (“Dilbert”)

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. (“Dilbert”)

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level. (“Dilbert”)

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. (“Dilbert”)

Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors. (“Dilbert”)