Scott Adams Quotes

The biggest problem in the business world is that there are no socially acceptable ways to tell coworkers to leave your cubicle. (“Dilbert”)

Your brain is like your stomach in the sense that if it’s empty, you’re willing to put anything in there to fill it up. (“Dilbert”)

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. (“Dilbert”)

The best things in life are silly. (“Dilbert”)

If you spend all of your time arguing with people who are nuts, you’ll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.