Will Rogers Quotes

We can’t all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it.

One third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two thirds provide.