Will Rogers Quotes

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him… The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat!

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that’s out always looks the best.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.

All I know is what I read in the papers.

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.

Now folks, all I know is what little news I read every day in the papers. I see where another wife, out on Long Island, here in New York, shot her husband. Season’s opened a month earlier this year. Never a day passes in New York without some innocent bystander being shot. You just stand […]