Age Quotes

Few women, I fear, have had such reason as I have to think the long sad years of youth were worth living for the sake of middle age.

When I was as you are now, towering in the confidence of twenty-one, little did I suspect that I should be at forty-nine, what I now am.

Until I was twenty-five I had no development at all. From my twenty-fifth year I date my life. Three weeks have scarcely passed, at any time between then and now, that I have unfolded within myself.

Wives are young men’s mistresses; companions for middle age; and old men’s nurses.

I hope I never get so old I get religious.

I believe the true function of age is memory. I’m recording as fast as I can.

Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.

Sex at the age of eighty-four is a wonderful experience. Especially the one in the winter.

A woman’s always younger than a man of equal years.

The old repeat themselves and the young have nothing to say. The boredom is mutual.