Alcohol Quotes

I never drink water, that’s the stuff that rusts pipes.

Wine, which cheereth God and man. (Judges 9:13)

Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch?

Wine that maketh glad the heart of man. (Psalms 104:15)

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have no wine. Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come. His mother saith unto the servants, Whatsoever he saith unto you, do it. And there were set there six waterpots of […]

I exercise extreme self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities. (1 Timothy 5:23)

A well made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature.

Wine is as good as life to a man, if it be drunk moderately: what life is then to a man that is without wine? for it was made to make men glad. Wine measurably drunk and in season bringeth gladness of the heart, and cheerfulness of the mind: But wine drunken with excess maketh […]