Alcohol Quotes

I exercise extreme self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities. (1 Timothy 5:23)

A well made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature.

Wine is as good as life to a man, if it be drunk moderately: what life is then to a man that is without wine? for it was made to make men glad. Wine measurably drunk and in season bringeth gladness of the heart, and cheerfulness of the mind: But wine drunken with excess maketh […]

No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness or so good as drink.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

An Englishman will fairly drink as much As will maintain two families of Dutch.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.