Alcohol Quotes

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

Once while Noach was hard at work, breaking up the ground for a vineyard, Satan drew near and inquired what he was doing. On ascertaining that Noach was about to cultivate the grape, he at once volunteered to assist him in his task. He began to fertilize the soil with the blood of a lamb, […]

Poor Dick, eats like a well man, and drinks like a sick.

There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

I must point out that my rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after, and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them. (Said during a lunch with the Arab leader Ibn Saud, when he heard that the king’s religion […]

Then trust me there’s nothing like drinking, So pleasant on this side of the grave: It keeps the unhappy from thinking, And makes e’en the valiant more brave.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.

There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.

Bacchus’ blessings are a treasure, Drinking is the soldier’s pleasure.

A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.