Alcohol Quotes

What I’m trying to say is, I’m not a drinker – I’m a drunk.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.

(Holding his dram and staring it in the eye) Ye killed me mither; Ye killed me father; Ah, sweet revenge!!

Drink, and be mad, then; ’tis your country bids! Gloriously drunk, obey th’ important call!

It’s the wise man who stays home when he’s drunk.

Your pretended fear lest error should step in, is like the man that would keep all the wine out of the country lest men should be drunk. It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy. To deny a man the liberty he hath by nature upon a supposition that he may abuse it.

The man that isn’t jolly after drinking Is just a driveling idiot, to my thinking.

Alcohol is like love: the first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you just take the girl’s clothes off. (The Long Goodbye, 1953)

Art is wine and experience is the brandy we distill from it.