Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it’s funny how sleep comes all on its own.
Alcohol Quotes
We, the undersigned, recognizing the evils of drunkenness and resolved to check its alarming increase, with consequent poverty, misery and crime among our people, hereby solemnly pledge ourselves that we will not get drunk more than four times a year, viz., Fourth of July, Muster Day, Christmas Day, and Sheep-Sheering. (1820)
And I will see what physic the tavern affords. (Henry VI)
Horn, corn, wool, and yarn! (Scottish toast)
The thirsty earth soaks up the rain, And drinks, and gapes for drink again; The plants suck in the earth, and are With constant drinking fresh and fair.
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
Fill all the glasses there, for why, Should every creature drink but I? Why, man of morals, tell me why?
Be kind, O Bacchus, take this empty pot offered to thee by Xenophon, the sot, Who, giving this, gives all that he has got.
Drink, and be mad, then; ’tis your country bids! Gloriously drunk, obey th’ important call!
