Ass Quotes

To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.

Knowledge without wisdom is a load of books on the back of an ass.

I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it.

Maro, you’ give me nothing while you live, but, after death, you cry, then, you’ll give; If thou art not indeed turned arrant ass, Thou know’st what I desire to come to pass.

A man full of faith is simply one who has lost (or never had) the capacity for clear and realistic thought. He is not a mere ass: he is actually ill.

A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all, the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing.

One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or “fat recycling” wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips; people will then be literally kissing your ass.

Breaks balance out, The sun don’t shine on the same ol’ dog’s ass every day.

Vanity, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

Preposterous ass, that never read so far to know the cause of why music was ordained; was it not to refresh the mind of man after his studies or his usual pain? (The Taming of the Shrew)