Ass Quotes

Knowledge without wisdom is a load of books on the back of an ass.

To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.

I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.

An illiterate king is a crowned ass.

The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.

Every ass loves to hear himself bray.

A book is a mirror: If an ass peers into it, you can’t expect an apostle to look out.

A woman, an ass, and a walnut tree, Bring the more fruit, the more beaten they be.

A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did.

I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it.