Knowledge without wisdom is a load of books on the back of an ass.
Ass Quotes
To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
A book is a mirror: If an ass peers into it, you can’t expect an apostle to look out.
A woman, an ass, and a walnut tree, Bring the more fruit, the more beaten they be.
A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did.
I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it.
Maro, you’ give me nothing while you live, but, after death, you cry, then, you’ll give; If thou art not indeed turned arrant ass, Thou know’st what I desire to come to pass.
A man full of faith is simply one who has lost (or never had) the capacity for clear and realistic thought. He is not a mere ass: he is actually ill.
A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all, the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing.
One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or “fat recycling” wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips; people will then be literally kissing your ass.