Ass Quotes

Knowledge without wisdom is a load of books on the back of an ass.

To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.

One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or “fat recycling” wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips; people will then be literally kissing your ass.

Breaks balance out, The sun don’t shine on the same ol’ dog’s ass every day.

Vanity, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

Preposterous ass, that never read so far to know the cause of why music was ordained; was it not to refresh the mind of man after his studies or his usual pain? (The Taming of the Shrew)

Where’s the church, who took the steeple, Religion’s in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God’s honest truth is, it’s not that simple.

None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favor at the same time. There are many asses.

I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a president. And I think I’ll go along with them.

If one person tell thee that thou hast ass’s ears, do not mind it; but if two persons make this assertion, at once place a packsaddle upon thy back.