None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favor at the same time. There are many asses.
Ass Quotes
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a president. And I think I’ll go along with them.
If one person tell thee that thou hast ass’s ears, do not mind it; but if two persons make this assertion, at once place a packsaddle upon thy back.
It is good for a man to eat thistles and to remember that he is an ass.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
“If the law supposes that,” said Mr. Bumble… “the law is a ass – a idiot. If that’s the eye of the law, the law is a bachelor; and the worst I wish the law is that his eye may be opened by experience – by experience.”
Remember that a kick in the ass is a step forward.
An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.
Ass, n.: The masculine of “lass”.
God give me a rich husband, though he be an ass.
