Ass Quotes

If one person tell thee that thou hast ass’s ears, do not mind it; but if two persons make this assertion, at once place a packsaddle upon thy back.

It is good for a man to eat thistles and to remember that he is an ass.

Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

“If the law supposes that,” said Mr. Bumble… “the law is a ass – a idiot. If that’s the eye of the law, the law is a bachelor; and the worst I wish the law is that his eye may be opened by experience – by experience.”

Remember that a kick in the ass is a step forward.

An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.

Ass, n.: The masculine of “lass”.

God give me a rich husband, though he be an ass.

Who drives an ass and leads a whore, Hath pain and sorrow evermore.

I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.