“If the law supposes that,” said Mr. Bumble… “the law is a ass – a idiot. If that’s the eye of the law, the law is a bachelor; and the worst I wish the law is that his eye may be opened by experience – by experience.”
Ass Quotes
Remember that a kick in the ass is a step forward.
An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.
Ass, n.: The masculine of “lass”.
God give me a rich husband, though he be an ass.
Who drives an ass and leads a whore, Hath pain and sorrow evermore.
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.
An illiterate king is a crowned ass.
The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.
Every ass loves to hear himself bray.
