God give me a rich husband, though he be an ass.
Ass Quotes
Who drives an ass and leads a whore, Hath pain and sorrow evermore.
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.
An illiterate king is a crowned ass.
The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.
Every ass loves to hear himself bray.
A book is a mirror: If an ass peers into it, you can’t expect an apostle to look out.
A woman, an ass, and a walnut tree, Bring the more fruit, the more beaten they be.
A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did.
I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it.
