I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.
Ass Quotes
An illiterate king is a crowned ass.
The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.
Every ass loves to hear himself bray.
A book is a mirror: If an ass peers into it, you can’t expect an apostle to look out.
A woman, an ass, and a walnut tree, Bring the more fruit, the more beaten they be.
A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did.
I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it.
Maro, you’ give me nothing while you live, but, after death, you cry, then, you’ll give; If thou art not indeed turned arrant ass, Thou know’st what I desire to come to pass.
A man full of faith is simply one who has lost (or never had) the capacity for clear and realistic thought. He is not a mere ass: he is actually ill.
