Ass Quotes

Remember that a kick in the ass is a step forward.

An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.

Ass, n.: The masculine of “lass”.

God give me a rich husband, though he be an ass.

Who drives an ass and leads a whore, Hath pain and sorrow evermore.

I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.

An illiterate king is a crowned ass.

The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.

Every ass loves to hear himself bray.