Remember that a kick in the ass is a step forward.
An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.
Ass, n.: The masculine of “lass”.
God give me a rich husband, though he be an ass.
Who drives an ass and leads a whore, Hath pain and sorrow evermore.
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.
An illiterate king is a crowned ass.
The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.
Every ass loves to hear himself bray.