Preposterous ass, that never read so far to know the cause of why music was ordained; was it not to refresh the mind of man after his studies or his usual pain? (The Taming of the Shrew)
Ass Quotes
Where’s the church, who took the steeple, Religion’s in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God’s honest truth is, it’s not that simple.
None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favor at the same time. There are many asses.
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a president. And I think I’ll go along with them.
If one person tell thee that thou hast ass’s ears, do not mind it; but if two persons make this assertion, at once place a packsaddle upon thy back.
It is good for a man to eat thistles and to remember that he is an ass.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
“If the law supposes that,” said Mr. Bumble… “the law is a ass – a idiot. If that’s the eye of the law, the law is a bachelor; and the worst I wish the law is that his eye may be opened by experience – by experience.”
Remember that a kick in the ass is a step forward.
An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.
