Just when a couple is able to afford to go out evenings, they’re too busy babysitting with their grandchildren.
Baby - Babies Quotes
A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family.
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
As delicate As a baby’s eye lashes.
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground.
If you want a baby, have a new one. Don’t baby the old one.
When I was a baby, I kept a diary. Recently, I was rereading it. It said, ‘Day 1 – Still tired from the move. Day 2 – Everybody talks to me like I’m an idiot.
My friend has a baby. I’m writing down all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
