Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Baby - Babies Quotes
I think it’s important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike… I believe we ought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed […]
When I had my baby I screamed and screamed. And that was just during the conception.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
I hate babies. They’re so human – they remind one of monkeys.
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
He is so mean, he won’t let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
