Monday’s child is fair in face, Tuesday’s child is full of grace, Wednesday’s child is full of woe, Thursday’s child has far to go, Friday’s child is loving and giving, Saturday’s child works hard for its living, and a child that’s born on a Christmas Day, is fair and wise, good and gay.
Baby - Babies Quotes
Born on Monday, Fair in face; Born on Tuesday, Full of God’s grace; Born on Wednesday, Sour and sad; Born on Thursday, Merry and glad; Born on Friday, Worthily given; Born on Saturday, Work hard for your living; Born on Sunday, You will never know want.
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
A babe at the breast is as much pleasure as the bearing is pain.
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is never change diapers in midstream.
Except that right side up is best, there is not much to learn about holding a baby. There are one hundred and fifty-two distinctly different ways – and all are right! At least all will do.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Some mom fixing to have a baby wonders out loud – when she wonders out loud whether or not the doc is going to be there to deliver the baby, it’s a – we heard a story, by the way, about that – it’s a sad situation. (Scranton, Pennsylvania, Jan. 16, 2003)
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
I think it’s important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike… I believe we ought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed […]
