One of the most important things to remember about infant care is never change diapers in midstream.
Baby - Babies Quotes
Except that right side up is best, there is not much to learn about holding a baby. There are one hundred and fifty-two distinctly different ways – and all are right! At least all will do.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Some mom fixing to have a baby wonders out loud – when she wonders out loud whether or not the doc is going to be there to deliver the baby, it’s a – we heard a story, by the way, about that – it’s a sad situation. (Scranton, Pennsylvania, Jan. 16, 2003)
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
I think it’s important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike… I believe we ought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed […]
When I had my baby I screamed and screamed. And that was just during the conception.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
I hate babies. They’re so human – they remind one of monkeys.
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
