Beer Quotes

A mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

Give a man a beer, he’ll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he’ll waste a lifetime.

Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint – and another one!

Religions change, but beer and wine remain.

Man’s way to God is with beer in hand.

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

Beer is a wholesome liquor – it abounds with nourishment.

We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.

For a quart of Ale is a dish for a King. (The Winter’s Tale)

Well ya see Norm, it’s like this – A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general […]