Of all my favorite things to do, the utmost is to have a brew. My love grows for my foamy friend, with each thirst-quenching elbow bend. Beer’s so frothy, smooth and cold – It’s paradise – pure liquid gold. Yes, beer means many things to me – That’s all for now, I gotta pee!
Beer Quotes
On the chest of a barmaid in Sale – Were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille!
For every wound, a balm. For every sorrow, cheer. For every storm, a calm. For every thirst, a beer.
Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor When the pub was shut for the night. When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse And stood in the pale moonlight. He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor Then back on his haunches he sat. And all night long, you could hear […]
He that buys land buys many stones. He that buys flesh buys many bones. He that buys eggs buys many shells, But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
In heaven there is no beer- That’s why we drink ours here.
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
Prohibition makes you want to cry in your beer, and denies you the beer to cry into.
