For every wound, a balm. For every sorrow, cheer. For every storm, a calm. For every thirst, a beer.
Beer Quotes
Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor When the pub was shut for the night. When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse And stood in the pale moonlight. He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor Then back on his haunches he sat. And all night long, you could hear […]
He that buys land buys many stones. He that buys flesh buys many bones. He that buys eggs buys many shells, But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
A mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
Prohibition makes you want to cry in your beer, and denies you the beer to cry into.
But the greatest love – the love above all loves, even greater than that of a mother, is the tender, passionate, undying love, of one beer drunken slob for another.
I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.
Why certainly I’d like to have that fellow who hits a home run every time at bat, who strikes out every opposing batter when he’s pitching, who throws strikes to any base or the plate when he’s playing outfield and who’s always thinking about two innings ahead just what he’ll do to baffle the other […]
