Beer is good food.
Beer Quotes
If they don’t want us to drink and drive, why do you have to have a driver’s license to buy beer?
It’s better to have beer in hand than gas in tank.
Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. […]
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I […]
Put it back in the horse! (after he drank his first American beer at a bar)
Always store beer in a dark place.
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he’s a dead man. An Irishman’s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
