I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.
Beer Quotes
Why certainly I’d like to have that fellow who hits a home run every time at bat, who strikes out every opposing batter when he’s pitching, who throws strikes to any base or the plate when he’s playing outfield and who’s always thinking about two innings ahead just what he’ll do to baffle the other […]
A Chief stood before his CPO selectees with several items in front of him. When the session began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about 2″ in diameter. He then asked the group if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. […]
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Beer is a wholesome liquor – it abounds with nourishment.
We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
For a quart of Ale is a dish for a King. (The Winter’s Tale)
Well ya see Norm, it’s like this – A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general […]
I will make it felony to drink small beer. (Henry VI)
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
