I’d rather drink a beer than win father of the year! (Homer Simpson)
Beer Quotes
Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot. Don’t put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn’t eat.
You foam within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, Whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises, Here’s to beer, Here’s to cheer, Here’s to beer! (“The Bartered Bride”)
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I […]
Put it back in the horse! (after he drank his first American beer at a bar)
Always store beer in a dark place.
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he’s a dead man. An Irishman’s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
When the pilgrims, seeking religious freedom, landed at Plymouth rock, the first permanent building put up was the brewery.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
