I will make it felony to drink small beer. (Henry VI)
Beer Quotes
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
Dough, the stuff that buys me beer. Ray, the guy who brings me beer. Me, the guy who drinks the beer. Far, a long way to get beer. So, I’ll have another beer. La, I’ll have another beer. Tea, no thanks I’m having beer. That will bring us back to – (reaching the crescendo of […]
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’d rather drink a beer than win father of the year! (Homer Simpson)
Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot. Don’t put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn’t eat.
You foam within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, Whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises, Here’s to beer, Here’s to cheer, Here’s to beer! (“The Bartered Bride”)
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I […]
Put it back in the horse! (after he drank his first American beer at a bar)
Always store beer in a dark place.
