I am basically just a nine-year-old boy that evolved.
Boys Quotes
When you can’t do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.
Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy’s life that he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.
Little boys may be an intolerable nuisance; but when they are not there we regret them, we find ourselves homesick for their very intolerableness.
We think boys are rude, unsensitive animals but it is not so in all cases. Each boy has one or two sensitive spots, and if you can find out where they are located you have only to touch them and you can scorch him as with fire.
The typical tale was of a student greatly interested in this or that branch of learning – and baffled in his attempts to master it by the incompetence of his instructor. Such evidence is hard to dispose of, for as philosophers observed long ago, a boy’s judgement of a man is apt to be pretty […]
Alexander at the head of the world never tasted the true pleasure that boys of his own age have enjoyed at the head of school.
I don’t think the boy of lively mind is hurt much by going to college. If he encounters mainly jackasses, then he learns the useful lesson that this is a jackass world.
