A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun.
Canada Quotes
The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for punching out another woman in a bar fight… Quite frankly, I think it’s refreshing to finally find one beauty pageant winner who is against world peace.
Keep Canada beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
The romantic life of each colony also has a special flavour – Australian rhyme is a poetry of the horse; Canadian, of the canoe.
Until I came to Canada I never knew ‘snow’ was a four letter word.
If the general attitude of Canadians toward their mighty neighbor to the south could be distilled into a single phrase, that phrase would probably be “Oh, shut up.” The Americans talked too much, mainly about themselves. Their torrid love affair with their own history and legend exceeded – painfully – the quasi-British Canadian idea of […]
Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity.
Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it.
Canadians don’t deal with the same kind of health care problems and traumas we face. They have a health care system based on treating hockey injuries and curing sinus infections that come from trying to pronounce French vowels.
A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.
