In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations – its cold, half French, and difficult to stir.
Canada Quotes
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, ‘Well, what do you need?’
Canada’s national bird is the grouse.
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun.
The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for punching out another woman in a bar fight… Quite frankly, I think it’s refreshing to finally find one beauty pageant winner who is against world peace.
Keep Canada beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
The romantic life of each colony also has a special flavour – Australian rhyme is a poetry of the horse; Canadian, of the canoe.
Until I came to Canada I never knew ‘snow’ was a four letter word.
If the general attitude of Canadians toward their mighty neighbor to the south could be distilled into a single phrase, that phrase would probably be “Oh, shut up.” The Americans talked too much, mainly about themselves. Their torrid love affair with their own history and legend exceeded – painfully – the quasi-British Canadian idea of […]
Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity.