Comics Quotes Quotes

Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. (“Dilbert”)

I just read this great science fiction story. It’s about how machines take control of humans and turn them into zombie slaves!… Hey! What time is it? My TV show is on! (“Calvin and Hobbes”)

Dear IRS, Please remove me from your mailing list. (“Peanuts”)

I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time. (“Peanuts”)

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn’t there the first time you need him, chances are you won’t be needing him again.

Why aren’t you signed up for the 401K? I’d never be able to run that far. (“Dilbert”)

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. (“Dilbert”)

Unbeknownst to most historians, Einstein started down the road of professional basketball before an ankle injury diverted him to science. (“The Far Side”)

When did ignorance become a point of view? (“Dilbert”)