Comics Quotes Quotes

For every person who thinks up a magnificent breakthrough idea, there are a hundred who are nothing more than mindless and unimportant implementers of the idea. The reason for the imbalance in numbers is that the implementers tend to kill the people with the great ideas in order to cut down on the workload. (“Dilbert”)

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry. (“Far Side”)

You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human. (“Calvin and Hobbes”)

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. (“Dilbert”)

Linus: I guess it’s wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think only about today. Charlie Brown: No, that’s giving up. I’m still hoping that yesterday will get better. (“Peanuts”)

Honesty is the best image.

I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time. (“Calvin and Hobbes”)

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level. (“Dilbert”)

Happiness is a warm puppy. (“Peanuts”)

There is no problem so big that it cannot be run away from. (“Peanuts”)