Comics Quotes Quotes

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement. (Snoopy, “Peanuts”)

Know what’s weird? Day by day – nothing seems to change… but pretty soon everything’s different. (“Calvin and Hobbes”)

The waist is a terrible thing to mind. (“Ziggy”)

This is my “depressed stance.” When you’re depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you’ll start to feel better. If you’re going to get any joy out of being depressed, you’ve got to stand like this.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. (“Dilbert”)

Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors. (“Dilbert”)

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. (“Calvin and Hobbes”)

As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something. (“Hagar the Horrible”)

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there’s no law against wacking them around a little. (“Porterfield”)

Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games. (“Dilbert”)