Computers Quotes

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You’re not out of it until the computer says you’re out of it.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.

Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

Cannot find REALITY.SYS… Universe Halted.

Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.

Why doesn’t DOS ever say EXCELLENT command or filename!

C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN

Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS.

BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.