Computers Quotes

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You’re not out of it until the computer says you’re out of it.

BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.

I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.

Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.

Optimization hinders evolution.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.

Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

Cannot find REALITY.SYS… Universe Halted.

Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.