Computers Quotes

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You’re not out of it until the computer says you’re out of it.

Cannot find REALITY.SYS… Universe Halted.

Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.

Why doesn’t DOS ever say EXCELLENT command or filename!


Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS.

BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.

I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.

Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.

Optimization hinders evolution.