Computers Quotes

I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.

Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.

Optimization hinders evolution.

I simply maintain that computers are more efficient than human beings – not better. (Spock, “The Ultimate Computer”)

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.

Hit any user to continue.

The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash. He installed his software on the hard disk of my heart; all of His commands are user-friendly. His directory guides me to the right choices for His name’s sake. Even though I scroll through the problems of life, I will fear no bugs, for He is […]

Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.

Applying computer technology to a problem is simply a matter of finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw.