Computers Quotes

Why doesn’t DOS ever say EXCELLENT command or filename!

C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN

Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS.

So – I sit in front of my computer, trying to do what I used to do perfectly well on a much older version of Word, only now I feel like a bomber pilot weaving through bursts of flak in the form of an excessively peppy paper clip creature who occasionally pops up to ask […]

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.

Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.

All computers wait at the same speed.

A thunderstorm is God’s way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!