What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Computers Quotes
An odd thought strikes me: We shall not receive e-mail in the grave. How will we survive?
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk?
There comes a time when all people break down and do the unthinkable: They read the manual.
The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out.
So – I sit in front of my computer, trying to do what I used to do perfectly well on a much older version of Word, only now I feel like a bomber pilot weaving through bursts of flak in the form of an excessively peppy paper clip creature who occasionally pops up to ask […]
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
All computers wait at the same speed.
