To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Computers Quotes
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Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
All computers wait at the same speed.
A thunderstorm is God’s way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer.
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.
Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1-1/2 tons. (1949)
Computers aren’t intelligent, they only think they are.
