Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Computers Quotes
A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely unnecessary to do before.
People who buy Macs are the same people who said BETA is better than VHS 15 years ago.
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
Computers allow us to work 100% faster. The bad news: They generate 300% more work.
The goal of computer science is to build something that will last until we have finished building it!
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
An odd thought strikes me: We shall not receive e-mail in the grave. How will we survive?
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk?
There comes a time when all people break down and do the unthinkable: They read the manual.
