I’ve got so much fiber in my diet that, when I go to the bathroom, I get wicker furniture.
Diet Quotes
Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.
My soul is dark with stormy riot: Directly traced over to diet.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.
I have food dreams instead of sex dreams.
The those two great medicines: Diet and Self-Control.
The diet (Atkins) is popular with guys, and no wonder. Telling guys they’ll lose weight by eating lots of meat is sort of like telling guys they’ll get more sex if they watch football.
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
