Diet Quotes

One day it’s going to dawn on the human race that war is as barbaric a means of resolving conflict as cannibalism is as a means of coping with diet deficiencies.

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.

One sits the whole day at the desk and appetite is standing next to me. ‘Away with you,’ I say. But Comrade Appetite does not budge from the spot.

Eat as much as you like – just don’t swallow it.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.

Give me a dozen such heartbreaks, if that would help me lose a couple of pounds.

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.