One sits the whole day at the desk and appetite is standing next to me. ‘Away with you,’ I say. But Comrade Appetite does not budge from the spot.
Eat as much as you like – just don’t swallow it.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.
Give me a dozen such heartbreaks, if that would help me lose a couple of pounds.
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.