Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.
Diet Quotes
I have food dreams instead of sex dreams.
The those two great medicines: Diet and Self-Control.
The diet (Atkins) is popular with guys, and no wonder. Telling guys they’ll lose weight by eating lots of meat is sort of like telling guys they’ll get more sex if they watch football.
I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
One day it’s going to dawn on the human race that war is as barbaric a means of resolving conflict as cannibalism is as a means of coping with diet deficiencies.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
