Diet Quotes

I’m convinced, with heightened awareness, that there will come a time when we look back and say, “Can you believe that people used to eat animals?”

My overall food philosophy is, if it’s real, I’ll eat it. Many things are processed and contain chemicals and ingredients I can’t pronounce. I want real food.

You can’t have your cake and eat it too, every second.

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

Nature provides a free lunch, but only if we control our appetites.

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Not only don’t diets work, they’re actually designed to fail. It’s not you or your lack of will power that’s the problem. It’s that diets by their very nature simply don’t work.

Many a person who goes on a diet finds out in short order that they are poor losers.