Diet Quotes

I’m convinced, with heightened awareness, that there will come a time when we look back and say, “Can you believe that people used to eat animals?”

My overall food philosophy is, if it’s real, I’ll eat it. Many things are processed and contain chemicals and ingredients I can’t pronounce. I want real food.

You can’t have your cake and eat it too, every second.

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

The best way to lose weight is to develop an orthodox belief in some religion that doesn’t allow any fun.

Some women would be more spic if they had less span.

Only I, who never dieted myself, Have succeeded in living to a ripe old age. I who in young days Yielded lightly to every lust and greed; When palate craved only for the richest meat… When hunger came, I gulped steaming food; When thirst came, I drank from the frozen stream… With wine I deluged […]

The best way to lose weight is to eat all you want of everything you don’t like.

I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t even get into my own pants.