Diet Quotes

I’m convinced, with heightened awareness, that there will come a time when we look back and say, “Can you believe that people used to eat animals?”

My overall food philosophy is, if it’s real, I’ll eat it. Many things are processed and contain chemicals and ingredients I can’t pronounce. I want real food.

You can’t have your cake and eat it too, every second.

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

Nature provides a free lunch, but only if we control our appetites.

Do you make a grievance of weighing so many pounds only instead of three hundred? Then why fret about living so many years only, instead of more? Since you are content with the measure of substance allowed you, be so also with the measure of time.

Use three physicians still; first Doctor Quiet, Next Doctor Merry-man and Doctor Diet.

Whatsoever was the father of disease, an ill diet was the mother.

I’ve lost the same half-stone so many times my cellulite’s got deja vu. I don’t need a diet. What I need is a tape worm.

You can’t lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.