Many a person who goes on a diet finds out in short order that they are poor losers.
Diet Quotes
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scales.
Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep them from eating it.
Eat as much as you like – just don’t swallow it.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.
Give me a dozen such heartbreaks, if that would help me lose a couple of pounds.
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
