Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep them from eating it.
Diet Quotes
To safeguard one’s health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness indeed.
Bachelor’s fare: Bread, cheese, and kisses.
A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.
Give me a dozen such heartbreaks, if that would help me lose a couple of pounds.
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
You know you’ve reached a Certain Age when you find you’re more concerned with being able to get into your own pants than into someone else’s.
