Use three physicians still; first Doctor Quiet, Next Doctor Merry-man and Doctor Diet.
Whatsoever was the father of disease, an ill diet was the mother.
I’ve lost the same half-stone so many times my cellulite’s got deja vu. I don’t need a diet. What I need is a tape worm.
You can’t lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.
You know you’ve reached a Certain Age when you find you’re more concerned with being able to get into your own pants than into someone else’s.
Changing our diet is something we choose to do, not something we are forced to do. Instead of dreading it, try saying, “Here’s another thing I get to do to help myself. Great!”
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
The three words women most want to hear from a man are, “You lost weight”.
What you eat standing up doesn’t count.