There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
Doctors Quotes
At Highgate by salubrious air, Had thriven butchers, bakers; But since a doctor settled there, none thrive but undertakers.
A young doctor means a new graveyard.
If there were enough doctors most of us would be “sick”.
It is no time to go for the doctor when the patient is dead.
Diagnosis: a preface to an autopsy.
First of all, do no harm.
Physicians of the highest rank (To pay their fees, we need a bank), Combine all wisdom, art and skill, Science and sense, in Calomel.
If you hear hoof beats, look for horses, not zebras.
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?”
