Doctors Quotes

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

Regimen is superior to medicine, especially as, from time immemorial, out of every hundred physicians, ninety-eight are charlatans.

No man is a good physician who has never been sick.

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard.

I swear by Apollo Physician and Asclepius and Hygieia and Panaceia and all the gods and goddesses, making them my witnesses, that I will fulfill according to my ability and judgment this oath and this covenant: To hold him who has taught me this art as equal to my parents and to live my life […]

Polygamy ought to be obligatory on physicians. It would be only just to compel those who depopulate the world to repopulate it a little.

At Highgate by salubrious air, Had thriven butchers, bakers; But since a doctor settled there, none thrive but undertakers.

A young doctor means a new graveyard.

If there were enough doctors most of us would be “sick”.