Doctors Quotes

A young doctor means a new graveyard.

If there were enough doctors most of us would be “sick”.

It is no time to go for the doctor when the patient is dead.

Diagnosis: a preface to an autopsy.

First of all, do no harm.

Physicians of the highest rank (To pay their fees, we need a bank), Combine all wisdom, art and skill, Science and sense, in Calomel.

If you hear hoof beats, look for horses, not zebras.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?”

Though physician to others, yet himself full of sores.

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.