Diagnosis, n. A physician’s forecast of the disease by the patient’s pulse and purse.
Doctors Quotes
Gout, n. A physician’s name for the rheumatism of a rich patient.
Physician, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
Modern medicine is a wonderful thing, but there are two problems: People expect too much of it and too little of themselves.
All the possibilities It had to reject are What give life and warmth to An actual character; The roots of wit and charm tap Secret springs of sorrow, Every brilliant doctor Hides a murderer.
Use three physicians still; first Doctor Quiet, Next Doctor Merry-man and Doctor Diet.
