(It is infinitely better to transplant a heart) than to bury it so it can be devoured by worms.
Pray, dear Doctor, alter your rule; and prescribe only for your enemies.
Diagnosis, n. A physician’s forecast of the disease by the patient’s pulse and purse.
Gout, n. A physician’s name for the rheumatism of a rich patient.
Physician, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
Use three physicians still; first Doctor Quiet, Next Doctor Merry-man and Doctor Diet.