My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
Doctors Quotes
The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they’re doing.
In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.
God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees.
The sun shines on their successes, and the earth hides their failures.
Keep away from physicians. It is all probing and guessing and pretending with them. They leave it to Nature to cure in her own time, but they take the credit. As well as very fat fees.
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.
Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
Modern medicine is a wonderful thing, but there are two problems: People expect too much of it and too little of themselves.
All the possibilities It had to reject are What give life and warmth to An actual character; The roots of wit and charm tap Secret springs of sorrow, Every brilliant doctor Hides a murderer.
