Doctors Quotes

Ignorance is not so damnable as humbug, but when it prescribes pills it may happen to do more harm.

Gynecologists: perhaps the most ignorant class of men, when it comes to knowledge of women, in the country.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they’re doing.

In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.

God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees.

The sun shines on their successes, and the earth hides their failures.

Modern medicine is a wonderful thing, but there are two problems: People expect too much of it and too little of themselves.

All the possibilities It had to reject are What give life and warmth to An actual character; The roots of wit and charm tap Secret springs of sorrow, Every brilliant doctor Hides a murderer.