Don’t permit yourself to get between a dog and a lamppost.
Dogs Quotes
Recipe: a series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don’t own, to make a dish the dog won’t eat.
Catholics believe life begins at conception. Atheists believe that life begins at birth. Jews believe that life begins when the children leave home and the dog dies.
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
A really companionable and indispensable dog is an accident of nature. You can’t get it by breeding for it, and you can’t buy it with money. It just happens along.
Am I a dog, that you come to me with sticks? (Goliath to David)
When a man’s dog turns against him it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.
Lots of people have a rug. Very few have a pug.
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. (Psalms 26:11)
