Every dog has his day – but the nights are reserved for the cats.
Dogs Quotes
Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?
All trees have bark. All dogs bark. Therefore, all dogs are trees. The fallacy of barking up the wrong tree.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He’s gone now.
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
The one absolute, unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world – the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous – is his dog.
I put contact lenses in my dog’s eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
We who choose to surround ourselves with lives even more temporary than our own live within a fragile circle, easily and often breached. Unable to accept its awful gaps, we still would live no other way. We cherish memory as the only certain immortality, never fully understanding the necessary plan.
