When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?
Dogs Quotes
All trees have bark. All dogs bark. Therefore, all dogs are trees. The fallacy of barking up the wrong tree.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
You do not own a dog, the dog owns you.
Whoever said “let sleeping dogs lie” didn’t sleep with dogs.
A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion
A dog may bark, but his legs will never grow longer.
A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog.
Researches have discovered that dogs can comprehend a vocabulary of 2,000 words, whereas cats can only comprehend 25 to 50. No one ever asks how many words researches can comprehend.
