To err is human, to forgive, canine.

Don’t permit yourself to get between a dog and a lamppost.

Recipe: a series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don’t own, to make a dish the dog won’t eat.

Catholics believe life begins at conception. Atheists believe that life begins at birth. Jews believe that life begins when the children leave home and the dog dies.

If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.

You can take the dog out of the Wolf Pack, But you can’t take the Wolf Pack out of the dog.

A cat sees us as the dogs… A cat sees himself as the human.

He’s as happy as a puppy wagging two tails.

Barking dogs don’t bite people they don’t know.