Dogs Quotes

Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring – it was peace.

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

There are dogs you’ve never seen before back here. There are dogs you’ve never heard of before. And, there is a certain snootiness: Pomeranians speak only to Poodles, and Poodles only to God. (on the Westminster Dog Show)

You may have a dog that won’t sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she’s too stupid to learn how but because she’s too smart to bother.

I do honor the very flea of his dog.

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.

The more I see of dogs the less I think of men.

I used to look at (my dog) Smokey and think, ‘If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,’ and he’d look at me like he was saying, ‘If you were a little smarter, I wouldn’t have to.’

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.