Dogs Quotes

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun. The toughest Burmese bandit can never understand it. In Rangoon the heat of noon is just what the natives shun, They put their Scotch or Rye down, and lie down. In a jungle town where the sun beats down to the rage of man and […]

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another.

It’s a rough-haired canary. (to a customs officer who found her pet Pekinese smuggled in her muff)

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun, The Japanese don’t care to, the Chinese wouldn’t dare to, Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one, But Englishmen detest-a siesta. In the Philippines they have lovely screens to protect you from the glare. In the Malay States, there are hats like plates […]

But a dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down – very important traits in times like these. In fact, just as soon as a dog comes along who, in addition to these qualities, also knows when to buy and sell stocks, he can be moved right up […]

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.

With eye upraised his master’s looks to scan, The joy, the solace, and the aid of man; The rich man’s guardian, and the poor man’s friend, The only creature faithful to the end.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

You’re only a dog, old fellow; a dog, and you’ve had your day; But never a friend of all my friends has been truer than you alway.