Dogs Quotes

Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times – three of those times I was reading it.

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.

‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ Alice remarked. ‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the Cat: ‘we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.’ ‘How do you know I’m mad?’ said Alice. ‘You must be,’ said the Cat, ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’ Alice didn’t think that proved it at all; […]

To my deep mortification my father once said to me, “You care for nothing but shooting, dogs, and rat-catching, and you will be a disgrace to yourself and all your family.”

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

Every dog has his day.

He’s got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he’s reading the blasted things.

Mrs. Darling loved to have everything just so, and Mr. Darling had a passion for being exactly like his neighbors; so, of course, they had a nurse. As they were poor, owing to the amount of milk the children drank, this nurse was a prim Newfoundland dog, called Nana, who had belonged to no one […]

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

“He is a queer creature. But you must love his dogs if you love him and forgive a thousand whims for the sake of the soldier and the scholar.” Letter from J. Adams to James Warren July 24, 1775. Rather than take offense, Gen. Lee wrote to Adams; “As you may possibly harbor some suspicious […]