Dogs Quotes

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, ‘My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’

I never barked when out of season, I never bit without a reason, I ne’er insulted weaker brother, Nor wronged by force or fraud another. We brutes are placed a rank below; Happy for man could he say so.

Our dog chases people on a bike. We’ve had to take it off him.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to – I can’t remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that.

The nose of the Bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go.

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

“He is a queer creature. But you must love his dogs if you love him and forgive a thousand whims for the sake of the soldier and the scholar.” Letter from J. Adams to James Warren July 24, 1775. Rather than take offense, Gen. Lee wrote to Adams; “As you may possibly harbor some suspicious […]

It’s worse than dog eats dog. It’s dog doesn’t return dog’s phone calls.

There will always be a lost dog somewhere that will prevent me from being happy.