Recipe: a series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don’t own, to make a dish the dog won’t eat.
Dogs Quotes
Catholics believe life begins at conception. Atheists believe that life begins at birth. Jews believe that life begins when the children leave home and the dog dies.
If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.
You can take the dog out of the Wolf Pack, But you can’t take the Wolf Pack out of the dog.
A cat sees us as the dogs… A cat sees himself as the human.
He’s as happy as a puppy wagging two tails.
Barking dogs don’t bite people they don’t know.
Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces. (Matthew 7:6)
Love is an emotion a woman always feels for her poodle, and sometimes for a man.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
