For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions. “There are quite a lot of advantages in being a bachelor,” he began, “but there comes a time when we long for the companionship of another being-a being […]
Dogs Quotes
When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.
Modern houses are so small we’ve had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.
Every dog has his day – but the nights are reserved for the cats.
Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?
All trees have bark. All dogs bark. Therefore, all dogs are trees. The fallacy of barking up the wrong tree.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
You do not own a dog, the dog owns you.
