First the man takes a drink; then the drink takes a drink; then the drink takes the man.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
Let him who sins when drunk be punished when sober.
Drunkenness is a pair of spectacles to see the devil and all his works.
They talk of my drinking but never my thirst.
A drunk man’s tongue is a sober man’s mind.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
When there are a lot of drunk people about to drive home, drive as fast as you can. It is a lot harder for drunk people to hit you that way.
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can’t say it.
Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
