Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes

Drunkenness is a pair of spectacles to see the devil and all his works.

They talk of my drinking but never my thirst.

Of all meat in the world drink goes down the best.

Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker.

Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

When there are a lot of drunk people about to drive home, drive as fast as you can. It is a lot harder for drunk people to hit you that way.

Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can’t say it.

Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?

I’m not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.

Stone cold sober.