When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
When money’s tight and hard to get – and your horse is also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt a pint of plain is your only man.
God save me from one who does not drink.
First the man takes a drink; then the drink takes a drink; then the drink takes the man.
I must have a drink by eleven, it’s a deed that must be done. If I can’t have a drink by eleven, I must have eleven by one.
These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they used to, and half the time they aren’t even fit to drink.
A drink is shorter than a tale.
He who goes to bed, and goes to bed sober, Falls as the leaves do, and dies in October; But he who goes to bed, and goes to bed mellow, Lives as he ought to do, and dies an honest fellow.
The first draught a man drinks ought to be for thirst, the second for nourishment, the third for pleasure, the fourth for madness.
A drunk man’s tongue is a sober man’s mind.