Best while you have it use your breath – There is no drinking after death.

Here’s to bein’ singl – drinkin’ doubles – and seein’ triple!

Here’s to living single, seeing double and sleeping triple!

To women and horses – And the men that ride them!

There are several good reasons for drinking – and one has just entered my head. If a man can’t drink when he’s living, then how the hell can he drink when he’s dead.

May the ships at sea never be bottoms up.

Four blessings upon you – Older whiskey – Younger women – Faster horses – More money.

Here’s to all of the women who have used me and abused me – And may they continue to do so!