I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
In no other professions aside from the arts are drunkards and drug addicts held up to young people as heroes or role models. Imagine a young intern being told nostalgic tales about “great drunken doctors,” or a first-year law student regaled with stories of alcoholic lawyers whose “collapse came a few staggering steps from the […]
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
It’s a naive domestic little Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you’ll be amused by its presumption.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says “You’ve been brought here for drinking. The drunk says “Okay, let’s get started.”
One martini is all right, two is two many, three is not enough.
Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn’t mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not always poets.
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
